Stolen UPS Package
To the lovely human being who decided to grab the package off of my front porch, I hope you enjoy my Nook Color. As an addendum, I also hope you also become the personal pleasure tool of a large hobo who calls you his sugar darling while sodomizing you with what I can only hope is a rusty mace.
When: Tuesday, July 12, 2011
Where: Monroe Street
I saw a: Man
I am a: Man
Beautiful.
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