Awesome.
Do you remember?
- Wife:
- I want a shark. Or maybe some glass fish.
- Me:
- The cichlids will eat the glass fish. They are territorial.
- Wife:
- No. I don't think so.
- Wife, a few minutes later:
- OH! Glass fish are REAL? I meant fake fish made out of glass.
- Me:
- °sigh°
Last night, my wife asked me to clean the fish tank. We had three cichlids, Casper, Taxi, and… I don’t remember the last one’s name. We inherited the fish from the last tenants in our apartment. We cleaned the tank for the first time in four months. The water was like pea soup, green with months of algae. I took out the rocks, and drained the tank four times to clear the water. In that order. This morning, Caitlin couldn’t find Taxi. He was in one of the rocks. In the sink. Very clean, and very dead. Now I have to replace him. I hear that sharks and cichlids get along…
“ Cut the Monte Cristo in 1/2, transfer it to a place, and garnish with the strawberry and orange. ”
A recipe. What place, exactly, should I transfer it to?
You know how you can fall asleep, wake up, and not remember your dream, but still feel the emotion? Well, that just happened to me. I woke up, and was so sad, because I was a piece of toast.
I just asked my wife, jokingly, how many gigga-bytes her phone had. Her answer was, without blinking an eye, “Five.”
(sidenote: she has a 16 gig iPhone.)
