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Office 365 allows seamless coexistence with on site exchange. Cool feature. Now, how is it useful to me as a MSP?

Me: blahblahblah dinosaurs extinct asteroid child book bad physics.
Caitlin: it wasn’t an asteroid.
Me:?
Caitlin: It was the white people.

  • Me:

    read me the last email from Nate.

  • Siri:

    I can only ready you text messages.

  • Me:

    fuck you in the face. (coworkers: hahahahahahaha)

  • Siri:

    Ha ha...

Thank you, Cracked, for making me laugh so hard my jaw hurts.

Thank you, Cracked, for making me laugh so hard my jaw hurts.

I don’t often tell people what to do when it comes to politics, but I’ve got one for you today. The senate’s military appropriations bill this year includes provisions requiring the military to detain American citizens suspected of assisting Al Qaeda. Thats fine. But it also allows them to hold American citizens indefinitely without trial. That is a travesty, and a direct violation of our fourth amendment rights. Call your senators, and let them know you think this is bullshit. I did.

Little known fact: Abraham Lincoln was a magician. You can tell by his hat.
My wife
Titmouse. It’s a bird. Not a mouse.
Caitlin, while gesticulating.
You are like a water buffalo. Fuzzy chin, no neck to speak of, furry chest. Large. Endangered.
My wife, discussing what animal I am.