December 2011
13 posts
Me: blahblahblah dinosaurs extinct asteroid child book bad physics.
Caitlin: it wasn’t an asteroid.
Me:?
Caitlin: It was the white people.
Me: read me the last email from Nate.
Siri: I can only ready you text messages.
Me: fuck you in the face. (coworkers: hahahahahahaha)
Siri: Ha ha...
I don’t often tell people what to do when it comes to politics, but I’ve got one for you today. The senate’s military appropriations bill this year includes provisions requiring the military to detain American citizens suspected of assisting Al Qaeda. Thats fine. But it also allows them to hold American citizens indefinitely without trial. That is a travesty, and a direct...
“Little known fact: Abraham Lincoln was a magician. You can tell by his hat.”
– My wife
“Titmouse. It’s a bird. Not a mouse.”
– Caitlin, while gesticulating.
“You are like a water buffalo. Fuzzy chin, no neck to speak of, furry chest....”
– My wife, discussing what animal I am.
“If there is one thing Natalie Portman knows, it’s stuffing.”
– South Park
Me, shouting to wake up my dog, while jumping on his bed: WALLY! WALLY! WALLY! WALLY!
Wally: *pokes me in the eye with his nose, and curls back up*
Me: hahahahahahahahaha
