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Nice…

Because smartpost is so slow, I just got a present that I bought for my ex girlfriend over a month ago. Awesome.




Ex-girlfriend: I hope you are proud of yourself. Seriously. My son is three. How low do you have to be to not talk to him before bed?


Well, if there is one good thing about a tough breakup, it is this: I have gone down a whole pants size in a week and a half.
It’s super effective!


Hahaha, or, holy inept engineers, Batman!

This wouldn’t be that bad of a story, except this particular car was recalled in November because it was susceptible to unintentional acceleration. :D



A simple request.



I don’t know who originally posted this, but I love it.

I don’t know who originally posted this, but I love it.



(via livejamie)


There is nothing worse than being alone.

Nothing…


Mar 4 21:24:52 SADSERVER postfix/smtp[26407]: connect to mx1b.comcast.net[76.96.62.116]: server refused to talk to me

– A sad, sad server.
Won’t you be his friend?

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